Quote: “I’m sorry I have to save you here Mrs. Covey because Colin does this to me too sometimes. Teachers get freaked out when students use drug references and swear.” –Mr. Poplewel

Friday after school.

I’m in the band room.

And I tell this joke…

So a guy is sitting in a beer garden ten stories up in a building. A woman walks in and looks around. Seeing no one else to talk to, she sits down next to this guy and asks him what he’s drinking. “Magic beer,” he says. “What do you mean magic beer?” she asks. “Well, if I drink it, I can fly.” “No you can’t,” she says. “Watch,” he says. He takes a sip, jumps out the window, and flies around the building and then back in. “Wow,” she says, “That’s amazing, do it again.” So he takes another sip and does it again. Out the window, around the building, and back in. Then the woman asks if she can try. “Sure,” he says. She takes a sip, jumps out the window, and falls to her death.

The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, you’re a real dick when you’re drunk Superman.”

Mr. Poplewel and Ms. Covey didn't think it was so funny... (maybe because I can't spell their names, who knows)

What is sweetest day? I know it's the whole white flower for friendship, pink for crush, and red for love chestnut. The question is why? We already have St. Valentine’s Day, and that's bad enough. Now we have not one, but TWO holidays dedicated to putting couples on a pedestal and boyfriends on the spot. Personally, I'm all for sunshine, hearts, and rainbows, but this makes me want to nail gun a cherub to a wall by his wings while listening to Marilyn Manson's version of Personal Jesus!

So wake up, walk to my screeching alarm clock and set it for ten minutes later. Then I went back to bed. At six ten, I got up and went to class, but not before I had a quick pick-me-up from Mr. Coffee. I arrived around seven thirty and had an interesting talk, and then I went to the LGI for the PSAT. Honestly, I don't know what the big hype about it is. Sure, the two critical reading sections were a little challenging, but I'm I got at least a low A/ high B equivalence on it. As for the math, I only got to thirty of the thirty eight problems but I'm sure I got ninety nine percent of them right. The writing section came last and I just breezed through it. Of the thirty questions on it, I only had to actually stop and think for a second on two or three. Most of them were really easy. I really don't get. Like that movie "The Perfect Score" (or whatever it's called) where the group of students go and steal the answers to the SAT. My question is this: WHY?!?!?!?!? It's so easy!!!! I know morons (and you know who you are, lol) who could easily get a great score on that with a little work. Hours of work at most. Then again, I could have gotten all of them completely wrong and I only think I got them right because I'm that stupid and or egotistical.

Speaking of coffee, do you realize how much you can get done with caffeine? Not just to keep you up but as a mental motivator. With only a tiny bit of coffee (and avoidance of T.V.) I've been able to study, practice music, write this post, and still have enough will power for two or three projects tonight.